For all of you who like my posts featuring weird things found at antique malls, have I got a treat for you! Here are some pics of the weirdest things actually in my office right now. And there are some doozies!
For the rest of you who don’t like the antique posts…well…I was running short on time and couldn’t think of any ideas. So you get this. I’m not gonna lie, though, it was kinda fun. Deal with it!
1. Movie Pigeon!
He totally judges you as you select a movie. Every time I want to pick Blades of Glory, he stares at me until I grab Dangerous Liaisons… Damn you, Movie Pigeon! I want to watch Shallow Hal!
2. Pulparindo Push Spicy Tamarind Lollipop
I don’t know how this got in my office, but it scares me. It looks like a giant syringe full of weirdness. Honestly, do I need a rubber band taut around my arm before opening this?
3. Miniature White Year-Round Lit Christmas Tree
Yes, I realize it’s April. But I love Christmas. And I love miniature things. It’s like a baby tree. It’s a kitten tree!
4. Garbage Pail Kids
You’re gonna have to be “Colin 911” because these cards are too awesome to handle. DERRRRRRRP! I just realized the person on the other end of the call has puke coming out of her phone. Brilliant.
5. Baby Chick Wearing Rabbit Ears Inside a Mug Reading “The Internet is for Porn”
Before you judge, that mug is actually from an amazing Broadway show called Avenue Q. However, you can totally judge the baby chick wearing rabbit ears that’s peeking out.
6. Bon Jovi Folding Chair From His 2013 Because We Can Concert
Just when you thought knives stabbing hearts were only found on 50-year-old bikers, this came about to make our lives so much more joyful.