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Local Author Regrets Changing Name to JK Rowling

Less than a month after changing his name to JK Rowling, local author – previously known as Cody Wagner – has wholeheartedly regretted his decision. “So I thought it was going to be this amazing thing where I’d sell a bunch of books,” Rowling said, holding up a copy of his novel, The Gay Teen’s […]

Cody WagnerSeptember 22, 2016Uncategorized

Area Man Practices Disappointed Faces Throughout The Disappointments Room

So disgusted with his experience watching new movie The Disappointments Room, local movie-goer Cody Wagner took the opportunity to practice his many disappointed faces. The Disappointments Room, a horror movie starring Kate Beckinsale, is about a city woman whose husband takes her to live at a lonely country mansion after experiencing a traumatic experience. The summary alone, which Wagner […]

Cody WagnerSeptember 13, 2016Random Stories, Wacky and Fun