Category Archives: Random Stories

Area Man Practices Disappointed Faces Throughout The Disappointments Room

So disgusted with his experience watching new movie The Disappointments Room, local movie-goer Cody Wagner took the opportunity to practice his many disappointed faces. The Disappointments Room, a horror movie starring Kate Beckinsale, is about a city woman whose husband takes her to live at a lonely country mansion after experiencing a traumatic experience. The summary alone, which Wagner […]

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McDonald’s Employee Tells Boss to F*** Off After Winning Free Medium Fries

The recent string of lottery winning McDonald employees abandoning their jobs has continued. Phoenix resident – and McDonald’s grill cook – Cody Schmagner quit his job last week after winning a free Medium Fries from the Monopoly game. “I was having a really awful day,” Schmagner said, fanning himself with the winning coupon. “I learned […]

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