I think this speaks for itself:
Local Author Forms Caroling Quartet to Market Novel
Area Man Practices Disappointed Faces Throughout The Disappointments Room
So disgusted with his experience watching new movie The Disappointments Room, local movie-goer Cody Wagner took the opportunity to practice his many disappointed faces. The Disappointments Room, a horror movie starring Kate Beckinsale, is about a city woman whose husband takes her to live at a lonely country mansion after experiencing a traumatic experience. The summary alone, which Wagner […]
Area Author Changes Name to J.K. Rowling in Attempt to Sell More Books
In what he calls a genius move, local author Cody Wagner has changed his name to J.K. Rowling in a blatant attempt to sell more books. “I can’t believe no one has thought of this before,” Rowling said, holding up a book with his new name taped to the front. “When someone says the name J.K. Rowling, […]
Pokemon Go Book Tag
Read at Midnight has come up with this really fun Book Tag game for Pokemon Go. My friend Jackie participated and it was so cute, I had to jump on board. So CHOOO CHOOOOO! All aboard the Pokemon Train(er). Yes, I just said that. I think everyone now knows it wasn’t just one book, it […]
Area Man Applies For Job Because Location is a Pokemon Go Gym.
Phoenix resident Cody Wagner is so addicted to the new Pokemon Go app, he’s applied for a secretarial job at a Mormon Temple because it has been designated a Pokemon Gym. “It makes sense that I work here,” Wagner said, strolling the grounds staring at an iPhone. “I’m familiar with Joseph Smith and the stone […]
6 Weirdest Things in My Office Right Now
For all of you who like my posts featuring weird things found at antique malls, have I got a treat for you! Here are some pics of the weirdest things actually in my office right now. And there are some doozies! For the rest of you who don’t like the antique posts…well…I was running short […]
6 Obscure “Awards” My Book Has “Won”
Over the past few months, I’ve been fortunate enough to have won a couple awards for my book. While they’re not the most prestigious awards on the planet, I’m soooo thrilled to have been recognized. They gave some validation to the insane amount of work I’ve put into the last three years. And I made […]
Grandma: A Bookmark Story
As y’all probably noticed, I haven’t blogged in a few weeks. Sorry about that. I’ve been in Dallas for a couple book signings. The traveling and planning took up all my time (along with writing book two, woot!), but here’s a bit about the trip: In short, Dallas was amazing. I haven’t lived there in […]
Why I’d Rather Be a Muggle
I’ve said this a couple times before, but Harry Potter was a fairly significant inspiration for my book. Needless to say, I’ve read the series several times. And, like all HP lovers, I’ve got my own thoughts and opinions on different scenes/people. This is one of them. Reading the title of this post, Harry Potter […]
Local Author a Hoarder Because Everything in House Blessed
Staring at rooms lined with seventeen years of junk, Phoenix author Cody Wagner explained that he can’t get rid of anything because it has all been blessed. “My family is Catholic,” Wagner said, ” and when something is blessed, you can’t throw it away. You have to bury it or burn it. That’s impossible so, […]